Does anyone know somewhere I can get yarmulkes custom made with my face on them? This whole starting-a-temple thing is proving more difficult than I’d estimated. <3 zach
HAPPY 2ND NIGHT OF CHANUKAH, BITCHES
I picked this dude up tonight and brought him back home. We had a few whiskeys and I lit the menorah, we talked over the light from the candles. Then I dripped hot candle wax from the menorah all over his balls and he totally got off on it. That’s not like, sacrilegious or anything, right? Whatever. <3 zach
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CAME TO THE LAUNCH PARTY
It was such a great night! I drank more whiskey than was probably advisable…but that’s not really surprising. The show premieres tomorrow, make sure to watch!!!!
OMFG LAUNCH PARTY TOMORROW FREAKING OUT
ARE YOU READY???
I Give Good Hebrew premieres 1 WEEK from today!!!!
I can’t wait for Chanukah. Jews are supposed to commemorate our ancestor’s oil lasting for 8 days and nights by eating food with lots of oil in it. I have my own tradition of making sure that I use plenty of oil-based lubricant. You have to burn off those latkes somehow.
I GIVE GOOD HEBREW LAUNCH
I Give Good Hebrew follows Zach (Mark Dommu), a wacky young aspiring rabbi who decides to start a temple and run it out of his tiny Lower East Side apartment. Zach is constantly baffling his shiksa BFF (Juliette Verroye), his perpetually disgusted roommate (Tim McKiernan) and his closeted, super-Christian neighbor (Ben Garrett). Offensive, irreverent and quick, I Give Good Hebrew plans to take...